there’s something charming, sometimes, about a bed that sits on the floor. i don’t know why, and i certainly don’t think that it’s inherently telling. but it often gives the impression that maybe a person doesn’t have their shit completely together. i like that.
anal sneezes are cute as shit
*me on phone with tyler*
me: like farts?
tyler: what are you talking about?
me: you made a post saying you love anal sneezes…
tyler: I meant animal sneezes *hangs up immediately*
Lmfao!!! I’m dying
Now this is just triflin.
Jesus looks so disappointed too. Like “I’m ashamed you wanted to look.”